On the Topic of
Toppings
“Hey, Tony, are you almost done with the
computer? I really need it.”
“No, I already said I would be working
on this all night, Jim, don’t you listen.”
“Alright, dude chill. Are you hungry?”
“Yeah, I haven’t eaten all day.”
“Hey, do you want to order some pizza?”
“Pizza sounds amazing. I am starving.”
“Okay, let me go ahead and order. What
do you want on the pizza?”
“Pepperoni,” Tony said dismissively as
he looked up from his computer.
“Pepperoni?” Jim questioned.
“Pepperoni...,” Tony replied, looking up
at Jim, with a confused face.
“We always get pepperoni, Tony.”
“Duh, because pepperoni is tasty,” Tony
replied, slightly irritated.
“Well, I like sausage more on my pizza
and we never get anything other than pepperoni on our pizza.”
“So? What does that have to do with
anything?”
“We always get what you want, never what
I want,” Jim replied with an upset face.
“Okay and? It is just pizza, Jim,
chill.”
“It’s not just the pizza, Tony.
Everything.”
“That is not even, don’t lie. You get
what you want too all the time”
“See, but it is true Jim. It’s been like
this. We always do what you want to do. We always eat what you want to eat. We
always go where you want to go. We never do what I want to do. We never eat
what I want to eat. We never go where I want to go.”
Tony stands up and closes his laptop
forcefully. “Dude, what are you even saying, that’s crazy? I always make sure
we get an even chance at doing what we want to do.”
“Like what? Give me some examples,
please. I would love to hear some of these said times.”
“Well, you remember that time we went to
the waterpark with Stephanie and Lucy.”
“Yeah, that was what you wanted to do
with them. I wanted to go to Six Flags, but ‘nooo Hurricane Harbor is more
fun,’ so what do we do? We go to Hurricane Harbor because that’s what you
wanted to do.”
“Jim, all we were doing was trying to
order pizza. Why did this spiral out of control like this? You didn’t have to
over exaggerate the situation.”
“I’m not over exaggerating the
situation, I am just stating the facts.”
“How come you haven’t said anything
before?”
“Because I’ve always been afraid to. You
may not realize it, but you’re very suppressive.”
“Suppressive? Shut up, you don't know
what you're talking about. Just order the pizza.” Tony opens up the laptop
again and starts working.
Jim walks up to Tony’s desk and shuts
the laptop, “See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. you're shutting me down
when I'm finally trying to express how I'm feeling.”
“Okay, then. Tell me about it. I want to
know how you feel,” Tony said sarcastically, grinning.
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